"I'll tell her you said, 'hi.'"
"okay, thanks"
"anything else you want to say?"
"'konichiwa, bitches.'"

"I don't understand how guys could do that."
"that's because you see women as actual people and not just life-support systems for vaginas."

"i'm glad you work here...it makes the days that my brain feels like it's about to fall out of my butt not so....brain butt falling."

the picture should probably be filed under "shit that's funnier when you're drinking." in a brazen display of "not being down with the lingo", we spent some time coming up with alternative meanings to the phrase "ridin' dirty." here is a selection:

-- winging it
-- making shit up as we go
-- paying with credit instead of cash
-- car full of drugs
-- sex with no condom
-- riding a horse with no underwear
-- riding a horse with no saddle
-- robbing a bank with no gun
-- riding a horse while drunk
-- refilling a beer glass without washing it
-- a car with only three working spinners
-- turning your underwear inside out instead of changing it
-- making out with someone after throwing up
-- flossing your teeth with hair
-- not washing your hands after using the bathroom
-- sitting down on an uncovered toilet seat
-- masturbating at a friend's house
-- sex with only boots or black socks on
-- dating someone's friend for revenge
-- sex in parent's bed

looking back, I like that some of them have ambiguous phrasing.