replug

"he hasn't really grown up, but he can buy pretty much whatever he wants. he's basically tom hanks in big."

"what is peru's national sport? laser tag?"

"everyone needs at least one pair of shoes that make them feel like jump-kicking someone in the face."

"which deodorant is that?"
"I dunno, the one with the flavor-stripe."

"....yes, but chomsky also said, 'you're fucking ridiculous and ridiculous really isn't enjoying it.'"

and other pickings from my notebook:
"the zen pimp asks 'what is the sound of one hand clapping?' just before slapping his ho."

things to master: 1 - totally backhanded compliments.