hippie wisdom

"that'd be great if people had a mute button... oh wait, they do have that; it's called 'ipod.'"

"you'd make a good ninja except for the whole noisiness thing."

"she cut all her hair off? I'm a long-hair guy myself. not just for me, but for women too. what are you supposed to pull during a fight? I'm a hair-puller."

"I didn't like the new mars volta album. it was disappointing because so many people (whose music tastes I actually respect) told me how fantastic it was."
"see, that's how I was, I didn't like it at first time I heard it, but after like 15 times, it started growing on me. now, I really like it."
"so you're saying, I just need to let the cognitive dissonance take effect and then it'll be a great album."

other reflections:
I love being reminded that you forgot to pour yourself a drink by the searing of tabasco in your mouth.