I may have a preoccupation

"does she buy rubber penises in bulk??"

"you know how we used to joke about the nuclear reactor under tech [a huge building at NU]? campus nukes i want my own reactor."
"your gasoline powered vibrator isn't powerful enough?"
"no man. i don't like the fumes it gives off"
"I'm surprised you can smell anything in that face mask."
"it has nose holes... though sometimes i get carried away with the latex"
"that's a lot of set up. for like, what? a minute or two?"
"and years of hazy, braindamaged memories"

"how ugly do you have to be to be a ho wannabe?"