all that we see or seem

"you need pants that lift and separate."

note to tucson drivers: you're probably driving too slowly if you're getting passed by a fucking HOUSE.

"is there only one definition for perineum?"
"the area between the balls and anus?"
"yeah."
"think so."
"... why the FUCK is it the name of a medication in two of my dreams??"

"I'm not saying that's true, I'm just saying that's what they said. and come to think of it, what they said may be suspect.... we're talking about people who've been known to get tattoos instead of paying the electric bill."

"did I tell you about that dream I had where I was eating quarters?"