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"he is the guru of all things lame."

"I feel so bad for him, I just want to kick him in the balls."

"you play poker?"
"nah. I always end up naked."

"new year's is a holiday for amateurs; people who don't ever party get all excited and retarded and have to 'do something' which translates to 'get stupid trashed, get all the cops out on the streets and generally fuck things up for people who've been partying the other 364 nights of the year.'"
"they mess everything up for the 'professionals.'"
"exactly."
"and by 'professionals', you mean 'alcoholics.'"
"basically."