flagrant nerdity

“i was thinking the other day about what if we were all hit with a weapon of mass destruction, i'd be totally fucked in a mad max world. i mean, you don't need corporate lawyers or computer programmers in post-apocalyptic society. as soon as my spaghetti-os ran out, i'd starve to death.”

“final fantasy 7 is one of the main reasons I joined the air force.”

“what are you watching”

“some bond movie… ‘the world’s not big enough’ or something like that.”

“they need to install drool troughs at the apple store.”

“virgin mobile is charging to block yourself from dialing certain phone numbers to prevent drunk dialing... so you block them before you start drinking. awesome.”