gotta cut back on the coffee

"that bathroom stall is so small, getting out of it is like giving birth to yourself."

"he thinks I'm a genius."
"are you a genius?"
"no, I'm just misunderstood."

"unemployment doesn't buy prada."

"troy reminds me of those fucking rocky pointe bathrooms. you get in there and there's a sea of piss 10 miles wide and half an inch deep. it's fucking epic. pretty goddamn shallow, but whatever you think of it, it's enough to make you say 'daaamn.' "