more overheard

"I told her I gave up jesus for lent. that didn't go over too well."

"what else is coming out this summer?"
"the bourne identity something. what'd they call it? the bourne extermity?"
"I think that's the porn version."
"'it doesn't know what it is, it only knows what it was trained to do.'"

"when I get drunk enough, there isn't much I'm not great at."

"the only movie I fell asleep during was little women."
"you missed the knife fight at the end."