without further ado

yeah, I know I haven't posted in awhile and it sucks to start with just quotes, but shut up. I've been banging my last two neurons together all night and still no spark.

"if I knew a gay person who called me all the time, their ringtone would be 'dance of the sugar plum fairies.'"

"she makes me so mad. I just want to run up and kick her in the cooch."

"I feel like I'm too busy to be interested in all the things I used to be interested in. maybe just tired."
"you're getting old. life starts sucking so mother nature compensates by making you too tired to do things."

"she's a floozy just waiting to happen."