IM conversations of the bored and nerdy

referring to the last card out in a game of texas hold 'em
"if there was no river, there'd be no fish."

about a 1991 Lincoln Mark VII
D - mine is grey and has fog lights, though. the 5.0 liter v8 this thing sports is the exact same one they put in mustangs
D - so you get old man confort and young man speeds
D - and i've been researching how to "upgrade" the engines for these things
D - so i plan on being able to take any honda off the line and also be able to fit two in the trunk
D - it's good that i like ugly things, so they aren't in high demand
Y - I'll have to supe up my integra with some nos.
Y - and UFO lights. because they'll make it go faster.
D - and even if some little rice-burner does beat me, i could run it over and not even blink. my car weighs 2 tons fully fueled and can fire missiles from the grille
Y - like spy hunter?
D - right. my current one dumps oil slicks, but that's sort of automatic.

about online casinos / poker rooms
"I'm *still* not sure about that online shit."
"online is fine. it's like not going into the water at the beach b/c you're worried about sharks....they're there, but who cares? probably eating someone else."