McInsomnia

looks like they're going to make insomnia available to the common man.

this is unfortunate. I feel like insomnia just won't the same without that extra little bit of crazy added to it. soon, some self-proclaimed "insomniacs" may never know what it's like to accidentally nuke your brain with too much caffeine or ephedrine leaving you to stay up all night rearranging your mp3 collection instead of working on that 15 page research paper. they may never know how much sense run-on sentences can make when your brain is on its last legs... last brain legs... last... nevermind.

still, being able to stay awake for days without becoming a complete retard does sound appealing. what would I do if I could be awake almost all the time? I don't really know. I'd probably eat a lot of burritos though.