collected off IM and elsewhere

"I like to push the fine line between interesting and irritating.... okay. maybe it's not such a fine line, and maybe I'm pushing on the wrong side, but you know. whatever."

"Irony has only emergency use. Carried over time, it is the voice of the trapped who have come to enjoy their cage." --Lewis Hyde

"you talking about me again?"
"always. but usually, it's in my sleep."

"I'd only get in your way anyways. I'm like the guy in the movies that falls down while everyone's trying to run away from the man-eating spider-bots."

"you seem like you might have a little 'bi' in you. I can smell these things."

"I'm retarded happy.... it's like I live in 'it's a small world.'"

--- random aim profile... ---
"we should be god"
"I should be god"
"fuck that, I should. I'm already vengeful, but lazy enough that I won't wipe the ENTIRE population out"