more random conversations

X - Is your paintball gun good?
M - Yeah, it's awesome.
X - How good is it?
M - What, you want a number? Fine. It's 8 good.

G - M has never used a condom, but has never gotten a girl pregnant. It's because his sperm is just like him. They think just like he does. They're in there swimming their way through tubes and one of them says, "Waitaminute. This is not getting us a jetski. We're outta here."

E - You ever walk around your house just butt-ass naked? Not your room, your whole house?
X - I do that at my girlfriend's apartment sometimes.
E - Nah man, that's different. You should be naked for yourself. You should be naked for your own sake.